These rocks ARE my fists!
sharkchunks:

"Did you catch the license plate?"
"Bees."
"It had Bs?"
"IT WAS BEES."

sharkchunks:

"Did you catch the license plate?"

"Bees."

"It had Bs?"

"IT WAS BEES."

osoru:

bye

osoru:

bye

baptisms:

Naruto didn’t have to pay for student loans so why should I

ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

*Note: This SCP was rejected as it was simply a description of a horse by someone who had never seen one before, besides which there is no reasonable cause to label one as “Keter” class.*
totes-swank:

spacepups:

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF PAUL RUST

Ron Marky Mark and the Funky Buns

totes-swank:

spacepups:

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF PAUL RUST

Ron Marky Mark and the Funky Buns

nentindo:

feastevil:

#meme it


you dont deserve this power

nentindo:

feastevil:

#meme it

you dont deserve this power

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE